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Monday Moaning.

Good Monday Morning to you working folk.  (Seeing as most of my readers are typically people at work!)  How you be?  I'm doing aiight.  I got on the scale.  I ain't telling.  Let's just say breakfast started as a sugar-free cinnamon roll, and ended as a protein shake concoction.  I finally pulled the blender back out onto the counter yesterday.  (Can't use it if it's hidden, right?)  This morning's drink?  1 cup of cold coffee, 1 cup of crushed ice, unsweetened cocoa powder, 1 scoop Designer Whey Chocolate Protein Powder, 2 splenda packets and 1 TBSP half and half.  Blend.  Drink.  Yum.   I could repeat this many times and be content with it - it's chocolate and coffee.  I think I might make it with cold espresso, though - or add a shot to the mix.

But, let me ask you this - have you ever seen in your online travels - a sarcastic weight loss ticker?  I know, I know, "go to Ticker Factory!"  No.  I don't want another line with a butterfly or scale and the obligatory "blah-blah-blah pounds lost, blah-blah-blah to go, keep going!"  I want something different.  If you've seen something like this - lemme know.  :D  I want something to mock my ass.  Seriously.  Whaddya got?

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