Good Monday Morning to you working folk. (Seeing as most of my readers are typically people at work!) How you be? I'm doing aiight. I got on the scale. I ain't telling. Let's just say breakfast started as a sugar-free cinnamon roll, and ended as a protein shake concoction. I finally pulled the blender back out onto the counter yesterday. (Can't use it if it's hidden, right?) This morning's drink? 1 cup of cold coffee, 1 cup of crushed ice, unsweetened cocoa powder, 1 scoop Designer Whey Chocolate Protein Powder, 2 splenda packets and 1 TBSP half and half. Blend. Drink. Yum. I could repeat this many times and be content with it - it's chocolate and coffee. I think I might make it with cold espresso, though - or add a shot to the mix.
But, let me ask you this - have you ever seen in your online travels - a sarcastic weight loss ticker? I know, I know, "go to Ticker Factory!" No. I don't want another line with a butterfly or scale and the obligatory "blah-blah-blah pounds lost, blah-blah-blah to go, keep going!" I want something different. If you've seen something like this - lemme know. :D I want something to mock my ass. Seriously. Whaddya got?