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New Favorite Protein Bar! But...

I have a new favorite protein bar. 

It's insane how good these turd-looking bars ARE. 

I bought a few at the health food store for an insane price each - assuming I'd try one and dump or hate them.  I thought I'd dump because, well, they're ginormous, and loaded with fat, calories and eight grams of the white stuff!  Also - they've GOT real, whole, nuts!  (Nuts, in general, eaten normally, make me yak.)


ISS Research Oh Yeah Bar Peanut Butter - 12 Bar(S)

ISS Research Oh Yeah Bar Peanut Butter - 12 Bar(S)

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" No pain, no gain should define your training - not your protein bar! So reward your workout with the gooey, sweet taste of OhYeah!®. Containing 26-28 grams of muscle-building protein, heart-healthy fats, low sugar and absolutely no trans fats in a bar that's nothing short of amazing.  More than just another flavorless brick, OhYeah!® looks and eats like a real candy bar that's so good you'll know how it got its' name. OhYeah!® - It's that good!®"


Motherfeckers! IT IS THAT GOOD.  IT IS. 

You, you people at ISS need to stop with the YUMMY protein bars.  You need to stop production NOW, or at least my ass is doing heavy lifting and aerobic exercise at the gym therefore affording me 380 calories of sweet, gooey, nutty sin.

OhYeah!® Peanut Butter & Caramel
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 85g (1 bar)
Servings Per Container: 1
Amount Per Serving   % DV*
Calories 380
Calories from Fat 180
Total Fat 19g 30%
Saturated Fat 8g 41%
Trans Fat 0g
Polyunsaturated Fat 3.5g
Monounsaturated Fat 5g
Cholesterol 5mg 1%
Sodium 115mg 5%
Total Carbohydrate 30g 10%
Dietary Fiber 4g 15%
Sugars 8g
Sugar Alcohol 14g
Protein 27g 54%
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 10%
Iron 10%
*   Percent Daily Values Based On A 2,000 Calorie Diet.
Ingredients: Peanuts, Protein Blend [(OhYeah!® Blend Consisting of Whey Protein Isolate, Soy Protein Isolate, Milk Protein Isolate, Milk Protein Concentrate, Calcium Caseinate), Hydrolyzed Gelatin], Peanut Butter Coating [Maltitol, Fractionated Palm Kernel Oil, Milk Protein Isolate, Partially Defatted Peanut Flour, Whey, Peanut Butter (Peanuts, Peanut Oil, Dextrose, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil {Rapeseed and Cottonseed Oil}, Salt), Salt, Soy Lecithin and Sucralose], Caramel (Sugar, Corn Syrup, Non Fat Dry Milk, Maltitol Syrup, Cocoa Butter, Corn Starch, Butter, Sucralose, Soy Lecithin, Natural and Artificial Flavor), Soy Nuts, Glycerine, Cocoa Powder, Fractionated Palm Kernel Oil, Lecithin (an Emulsifier), Natural and Artificial Flavors, Salt, Sucralose and Potassium Sorbate Added as a Preservative.
    Allergen Alert: This product contains peanuts, milk, and soy and is produced in a facility that processes soy, dairy, egg and wheat ingredients, peanuts, and tree nuts.
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