Stitched.

I have a sick love for trashy celebrity websites.  When all else fails, read gossip and look at bad photographs of celebrities to remind yourself that they're all normal.  Today, one of the sites displayed photos of a pregnant Charlotte Church.  (I thought she was like, 12 years old still?) She doesn't look pregnant yet, she just looks chubby.  I generally ignore the comments under these posts, because they can be horrendous, but this one stuck out at me:

"If we opened her up and used our nails to scrape all the excess yellowy fat from around her organs and under her skin, I bet we could collectively fill a 5 gallon bucket, at least.

Of course, when we sewed her back up, her skin would be too big for her, and she'd look like an albino sharpei puppy."

Wow.  That's pleasant.  Could you do that for me?