Every single parent/child combination went to pick apples today.
Approximately 360ish days ago, we went apple picking.
I don't know why - but we returned to the same location today. The "Rules" Farm! You have got to see the rules to believe it. This is the same farm I complained about last year.
Everything. was. labeled. with signs.
Do you love that? Excepted? Oh lawd.
STRICTLY! ENFORCED! As we were also accosted for starting to wander near a orange caution tape that probably indicated NO PICKING THESE ONES, BITCHES!
The woman who wanted me to leave my stroller with her - so that I Did Not Steal Apples! snapped this shot for us. I am faking a smile, entirely, because I was pissed off.
I did not leave anything with her, I just picked an apple and ate it in front of her instead. Actually, we all did. Tristan may have eaten three.