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Saturday.

Weight - 161 lbs.

Today's plans are waiting for the nice Comcast installer to re-install Comcast internets.  If anyone out there is keeping tabs?  This may be the fourth time we have swapped back.  Let me tell you why?  Verizon is always a bit "cheaper," and promises faster service, and we always packaged things together - but the service to my actual house and internet is horrific.  Because I know everything (at the same time I claim to know nothing!) I know this is because our home phone lines NEED TO BE UPDATED AND REINSTALLED, as they are from 1969 and they make the internet come into the house like 1969.  It would be very fast at times, but at others, slow and as soon as we use the phone, it's like party-line central.  Echoes, drops, and completely cuts out at times.  I found myself hanging up and calling people back ON THE CELL PHONE because my house phone sounded too much like a cell phone.  (Weird.)  So, we're getting the internet off of the phone line again, which should solve part of the problem, though we don't have the house phone line anymore.

It's done!  I think we're cured!

1. 1 packet Diet Hot Chocolate, Espresso, Skim Milk.
2. Entirely too many "tastes" of cheese while making death by mac + cheese for tomorrow.  I don't know how much I ate.  Probably like two actual ounces.  Can't help it.  I always eat the damn cheese.  I always pay for it, I dump on more than a few bites of full-fat cheese.  Not an "OMG, I'mma die!" heart-thumping sleepy dump, but a "uuuuugh, I need to not eat more than a few bites of cheese," dump.
3. Green salad, romano cheese.  1/2 oatmeal cookie.
4. Jonathans' Munchin' Mix (Sprouted Adzuki Beans, Lentils + Peas)  This company needs a WEBSITE RE-DESIGN, ASAP.  Makes me kind of wish I knew how.  I love their sprouts, and it's local too.
5. 1 slice Papa Gino's Rustic Pizza.

Can't. log. in.

What in the hell did we all do before the internet?!  For real?  It is sick! 

I have not even followed by daily eating routine because I couldn't "write it down."

"Beth, get a fucking pencil."

I'm a *scatterbrain, we are fully aware of this condition.  *Beth, without the addition of four children, a spouse, and a broken byparse, can't even get from point A to point B without forgetting that she was starting this sentence about a what?  A PENCIL!  And, the simple fact that I cannot remember to do anything, ever. 

Now, add in that I am taking drugs, and that they are making my pupils shrink.  What were we talking about?

My internet doesn't work, so I can't eat.  Does this make any sense to you?

Weight - 162 lbs. +2  WTF?  But, whatever.  This is how my body rolls.  I didn't mean to say it like that.

• Breakfast - None
• Snack - None
• Lunch - None
• Snack - Oh Crap - I should eat.
• MM Mocha Protein Shake
  
  • 4 ounces skim milk (out of soy)
  • 1 scoop Syntrax Sweets Chocolate Truffle
  • 2 oz espresso
  • 1 cup ice
  • 4 packets Splenda
• Snack - GNC  ProCrunch Lite Protein Bar
• Snack - 1 snack size cheddar cheese, green salad/zero calorie dressing
• Snack - 1/2 oatmeal raisin cookie (while grocery shopping, argh)
• Dinner/Bed - 1 slice light wheat bread, alfalfa sprouts, 1 slice turkey, mustard

Exercise -

• Walk, pushing stroller, lotsa hills, 4 miles, 50 minutes.

If I disappeared?

It's because our interweb connection broke.

(The Vonage is gone.  That, was a failed experiment.  No loss.)

The Verizon people won't pick up the G-D line.  Bob has been on hold two different times tonight for two hours.

It is possible I won't be online until Saturday.