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Baconnaise + Bacon Salt. Everything tastes better slathered in pig.

Including my lips.

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I got a box o' bacon luv from J & D Foods, including four varieties of their Bacon Salt, Baconnaise (hold up MM, WHAT?!) and BACON FREAKING FLAVORED LIP GLOSS BABY!

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My lips are currently schmeared with pork flavor.  And you know what, it's not half bad, and I've already re-applied.  It's the craziest thing you ever read, right? 

After I applied the taste of pure pork fat to my face, I opened the Baconnaise, to taste test, you know that's why I ordered the stuff, because of THIS, the BACON-MAYO.  This is serious product taste testing right here.  BACON, one of my main-stays, you know, since I am all about MEAT and FAT in my life style since gastric bypass, and mayo, a sometimes food, but you mix that with the flavor of pork pleasure, OMG.

Guys, it's tasty.  I'm almost a little guilty to share it.  It's mayo.  (This is a weight-loss life blog most of the time, but.. yanno.)

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But hold up.  There is a 30 calorie light version of the mayo.

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Also, check out Bacon Salt, with the same kick ass flavor, in a multitude of taste blends, that is totally ZERO calorie and carb, so you're not out of luck if mayonnaise is not on your 'plan.'  (I make room.) 

I just shook the Natural Bacon Salt flavor on a pot of boiling lentils, and it's delish!

Anyhow.  I am planning sauteed green beans and roasted asparagus with bacon salt and deviled eggs with the mayo.   Yum.

But first, Faux-tato Salad, like this, but with the Baconnaise.  Low-Carb.

Not live, don't be an idiot and try to order from this phone number:

You want some?  HA HA, it's all mine.  No giveaway just yet.  Go to the bacony goodness store.

  • Product - Baconnaise and Bacon Salt from J & D Foods
  • Purchased - Box o Bacon Love for Review from J & D Foods.
  • Price - http://store.baconsalt.com/
  • Pros - Everything tastes better with bacon.  Zero fat and carbs in the salt.  Brings back good memories.  Feels like cheating.  Baconnaise is just pure love.
  • Cons - Sodium.  The mayo is still mayo, folks, try the light version.
  • Rating - Bacon Salt - Pouch-worthy!  Baconnaise - With discretion.  Baconnaise Lite - Party on.

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