So I have dishpan hands. I am willing to bet it's not from hand-washing dishes, because I have only done that once or twice this week when my dishwasher was constipated. I think it's just The Winter and my clean-counter OCD kicking in. I've gone through a bottle of lotion and my hands are just dry, and wrinklier than an old man's ass. I slept with a gallon of creme rubbed into my hands with socks over them the other night, and apparently ripped them off while sleeping because I found them on the floor.
My daughter noticed too that if you press on my finger tips, the skin stays indented. Um, eww. I am currently working on a quart bottle of 'smartwater' hoping for smarts and skin elasticity back. It's starting to get bad enough for me to don the Pink Latex Gloves that I bought weeks ago because I felt this coming on.
Ewwyuck. My lips are also feeling it, and my face, if I use anti-acne face wash, feels as tight as Octomom's plastic surgery.
I might go jump in a vat of lard today if this keeps up. Bacon, anyone?
