The camel is dead.

 

Not only did the camel's back break.  I killed the fucker.

 
 That's OBESE, gang. 

I am not going to use this post to announce "I'm going on the ___________ plan," I swear.  Because you know what happens when I do?  I end up with a cabinet full of product that is perfectly acceptable and I eat what?  

Cheese and bread.

I am here to tell you -- The Cheese And Bread Diet?  It doesn't work.  It keeps my blood sugar superb - but - it's making my ass grow a shelf on a shelf.

What do I need?  

(Get on this companies, please?) 

• "The Lazy WLS'ers Home Delivery Food Plan."
• "Bored Bariatrics Diet For People Who Don't Like To Cook Appropriate Foods Because We Are The Only One In The Family Eating What We Cook So Why Not Just Have A Bagel Plan."
• OR - Eggface living in my basement.  (It's an idea, don't tell her.)

I can revert to basics, but not forever.  I will eventually need to Eat Teh Foodz.  Just not my Cheese and Bread Diet, mmkay?  I'm logging, today at least.  That's a start.

PS.  I started a new blog.  O-o  With a little hesitation I give you:  www.regainafterwls.com  Hey, IT HAD TO BE DONE.

Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?" 

~Robert Brault

anuary 6th, 2010

Calorie goal: 1,282; calories consumed: 1,055; calories burned: 0
Net calories: 1,055

Write in your diary: How do you feel today?

Food Item	Servings	Cals	Fat	Cholest	Sodium	Carbs	Sugars	Fiber	Protein
Dole American Salad	2.00	30	0g	0mg	20mg	6g	4g	2g	2g
Walden Farms Calorie Free Balsamic Vinaigrette	1.00	0	0g	0mg	260mg	0g	0g	0g	0g
Silk Soymilk Organic Unsweetened	2.00	160	8g	0mg	170mg	8g	2g	2g	14g
WorldWide Pure Protein Shake	1.00	110	1g	10mg	170mg	5g	1g	3g	21g
Breakstone's Cottage Cheese Small Curd Fat Free Snack Size	1.00	70	0g	5mg	400mg	7g	6g	0g	11g
Trader Joe's Artichoke Hearts	2.00	50	0g	0mg	100mg	8g	0g	10g	4g
Mayonnaise	0.25	25	3g	1mg	20mg	0g	0g	0g	0g
Kraft Parmesan Cheese, Original	2.00	40	3g	0mg	170mg	0g	0g	0g	4g
Carr's Water Cracker	1.50	90	2g	0mg	60mg	18g	0g	0g	2g
Kraft Mozzarella	2.00	160	10g	30mg	400mg	2g	0g	0g	12g
Fresh Gourmet Garlic Caesar Fat Free Croutons	1.00	30	0g	0mg	55mg	5g	0g	0g	1g
Cheese Pizza - Thin Crust	1.00	150	1g	0mg	0mg	1g	0g	0g	0g
DeBeukelaer Corp. Speculaas Crisps Belgian Ginger Cookies	1.00	140	5g	0mg	97mg	22g	9g	1g	0g
Totals:		1,055	32g	46mg	1,922mg	82g	22g	18g	71g