MM - BBGC - Life After WLS

Bacon Soda -- I'd hit it.

And, then I read this review.  Oh.  Maybe I wouldn't, so much.  Maybe a little?  (I see you gacking over there.  LOLOLOLOLOL.)

Bacon, is meat candy.  This, is, SUGAR FREE, bitches!

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans, Excuse my manners if I make a scene

"I'mma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think"

Lisa Sargese often adds a "video pick of the day" in her blog posts.

Well, there is mine, kids.

Hi, how are YOU?

I'm a little bit pleased this morning.  I weighed in.  164 lbs.  Bacon, FTW.

I don't keep accurate records, nor do I log my weight OFTEN, but this is quite indicative of my last year or so.  I started where I am now.  The peak was about ten pounds higher than THAT dot would even indicate.  I never actually logged it, even if I wrote about it.   Ouch.  I died inside when I inched toward 1-9-0 lbs.  I started a blog about "Regain."  And, it stopped.

If I can convince Mr. MM that there won't be any holiday baking  (I don't, much...) I will be well off this holiday season to continue losing.   Mr.?  There won't be ANY holiday baking.  Nobody NEEDS your shit.  KTHANX.

 I am actually logged into The Daily Plate right now.  I have logged, uh, one meal.  It won't last.  

Horrible Fast Food Ideas

 

But, but?  

 
 

• Read more: http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_132_horrible-fast-food-ideas-that-cant-be-too-far-off/#ixzz0uL0sjjyd 

Aunt Jemima Bacon Pancakes

 
 Maybe you're all like, "OMG, she's posting about BACON, AGAIN?!"  Yeah.  I do post about the bacon a lot.  It's my THING.  I don't really eat it, so I might as well post about it.  ;)  If I posted about WHAT I REALLY DID EAT?  You would be bored out of your gawd damn mind.  "OMG, this string cheese is SFG!"  Yeah, that's, fun?

With that - I give you - Aunt Jemina's Bacon Pancakes. 

Bacon Strip Pancakes

(4 servings)

• 12 slices of bacon
• 2 cups prepared pancake batter 
• softened butter
• maple syrup 

 
From Mr. Breakfast - http://mrbreakfast.com/superdisplay.asp?recipeid=2853# 

These are the original instructions from a 1962 magazine ad for Aunt Jemima pancake mix:

"Just about the best breakfast that ever greeted a hungry family! And it's as easy as this: Shake up Aunt Jemima batter according to package directions. Place cooked bacon strips on the griddle and pour batter over each strip. Bake 'em golden brown on both sides. Couldn't be easier - couldn't taste better! How about Aunt Jemima Bacon Strip Pancakes at your house tomorrow!"

To make it WLS Friendly?  All you have to really do: is substitute the pancake mix with a low-carb mix, and use a tiny bit of sugar-free syrup.  Don't you DARE put turkey bacon in here, however.  Butter?  That's up to you.  (I say, yes.)

Could it BE?

Maple Bacon, COFFEE?   Um, I'm a little intrigued, a little disgusted, and a lot laughing.