Melting Mama

Old Dirty Bastard and Bacon Donuts? Or, This Is Why Your Fat.

Disclaimer: You should already know this, but I share because of my pop-culture type love of all things BACON. I am not condoning the practice of EATING BIG MOFO DONUTS. Although.

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Stuff it with BACON.

Stuff my stocking with this, please.

Ooh, Crafty!

 

Chocolate Bacon Not-Gingerbread House.  This festive craft is different, I might be able to assemble without eating the frosting and getting sick in the process.  

Except this part. I might want to gnaw on the roof.

 
 

Paula Deen's Eyeballs Caused Temporary Insanity

Don't ask how it got here, but I have a copy of Paula Deen's Holiday Baking magazine.  

I think I purchased it because the front cover scared the shit out of me with her photoshopped eyeballs, or Mr. did to send the subliminal message to BakeMoahCookiezPlz.  (I'm not.  None.  Not at all.  If Santa gets any cookies, they are to be purchased That. Day. at the bakery.) 

Is please to gaze into the spherical blueness.  "You are getting hypgglycemic..."

I flipped through the magazine to see all the goodies I won't be making, and I saw Bacon Salt!  I was like, "Hey!  Look!  They have made it to the big time!  Paula Deen Is Pimping Bacon Salt!"

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Toddlers and Tiaras, anyone?
 

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And I missed this?! Baconfest!

We shoulda brought it to NY and had a little bacon-festivity during the OH conference, is that so wrong?  Can you imagine the smell in this place?    Baconfest!

We all remember our first taste of bacon. Maybe it wasn’t perfect: maybe the bacon was cold; maybe there was congealed bacon grease clinging to the rasher. But we remember it, because it opened the door to a lifetime of bacon memories. It was that first crispy step on the path to a bacony life. It set the bar for every slab and slice and hunk of sweet cured pork that was to follow.

Baconfest Chicago is in the business of creating new bacon memories. To that end, we find it convenient to list our beliefs about bacon so that you may discern whether the bacon memories we offer are the ones you’ll want lodged in your head.

"...the reverse pig in a blanket (pictured above) consisted of buttermilk biscuit dough mixed with bacon bits, all wrapped in bacon and then griddled."

Shoplifter hides three pounds of bacon in his pants

"Hey, I got three pounds of pork in my pants."  Not everybody can say that.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/store-20504-bacon-pants.html

A man was detained at a local grocery store after employees noted that he was walking around the store "looking suspicious." They then saw him concealing a 48-ounce package of bacon in the front of his pants.

When he was stopped by employees, the 22-year-old Fort Walton Beach man ran to the back of the store and dumped the bacon, according to his arrest report.

He was charged with retail theft and resisting property recovery by a retail merchant.