To the couple of you asking "Who is Melting Mama?" It's not me. There are a few other blogs, and websites that use the same name, so I can't claim it as mine entirely. I'm wondering why you want to know, though, it's weird. I'm a very boring girl. Asking "who is" makes me sound, mysterious. Ooh, mysterious mama. It's just the pen name I'd picked for my first blog entries, because I didn't want to use my real name, I should have been a mysterious mama, but, whatever, I blogged weight-loss photos, and chopping my head off was tiring. Therefore, I've used Melting as my first name and Mama as my last for all sorts of things in the past few years. I'm getting lazy now, and I sign comments and such with MM. I respond to it, it's bizarre. If you refer to me as Beth online, I'm all, "And, Who Are You?!"
So when I see keyword searches for my real name, or any variation of, I immediately latch on to that person as a potential psycho at my door. That, has only happened, I think, twice in the last three months, and the person outted themselves by what words went with my name. It was "___ - _____ ________ __ Beth ________." Wanna play hangman? Anyways - I jumped on that like peanut butter on jelly, and was all "Who Wants To Know?!" right? It took me ten seconds to figure it out. So, anyways, I may or may not be whom you seek, so I can't tell you who "Melting Mama" is.
I sure as hell can tell you this, she ain't "charlie weis mama." (Do I appear THAT old?!) Oh, and this just in while I wrote this: I AM Certainly Not This: http://www.bigb**bs.com/Lactating - Mamas Someone came to ME from THAT page, where I am listed in the search results.
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